Times Square—or as the locals called it, 40-Deuce—used to be their Disneyland littered with 25 cent peep shows, sex shops, adult theaters. and prostitutes. London-based sex toy company Hot Octopuss is trying to restore that feeling. The makers of the revolutionary “Guybrator” have put a male stress relief booth in Manhattan.
The ‘GuyFi’ can be found on 28th street and 5th avenue, complete with a chair, laptop, and curtain so you can yank the ole one-eyed, purple-headed yogurt slinger in peace like the good Lord intended. So what’s the point of this social experiment?
Hot Octopuss co-founder Adam Lewis had this to say in a press release:
“There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand. We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk. At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge… all that we ask is they thank us when they get their promotion!”
Masturbating in public spaces has become an epidemic in NYC. Last summer the NYPD went on a citywide manhunt in search of a guy who choked the chicken behind a small hat on subway trains. It’s real in the field, to say the least.